big hero type goes to save the world from an ancient evil unsealed after a bajillion years except they end up dating the ancient evil instead
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
Crack is whack, kids.
New cracked desert mud design. Gonna paint a few tiny flowers, cacti, little succulents, and maybe a lizard or two on these duds and then they’ll be done. :)
"UGH that uniform makes him look like a corncob and he KNOWS IT!"
You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.
Vulture has bacon
Vulture is better with bacon